You-Know-Poo at the Royal Ascot 2010

It's that time of the year again, the lovely ladies over in the not-so-sunny England flaunt their hatties for a day at the races.

Starting off with the good


Grandma got it right this year and who knows, some strappy young laddie might just hook her away ;)


Ok fine, you're queer, we get it.


Almost pretty except for the two handy brooms like things sticking out. Fail.


My fair lady, her dress complements her hattie in all the right shades, plus I love her colour combination.


Love the design but not too sure if this shade suits her skin tone. I can't decide which looks old - her face or the hattie.


I wonder if she made one to match her butt.


AHHHH!!!!!!!! The Grey Lady is here!!!!! Sheesh, I guess they awoken the dead too.


Worse hattie to wear if you were looking to find a husband. NOBODY is gonna go near her without feeling like they just swallowed a ton of ice.


Paris Hilton 50 years later.


If this was black, this would look like a giant cockroach humping another giant cockroach. Oohhh sexy.


Nice try, I can still see ALL of your wrinkles.



AHHH!! Cougars, run!!!!

Here are the ones who clearly made their hatties in home ec class.


Looks like she's wearing a paper mache vay-jay-jay, with a really loopy clity thingy. Ew.


Harrod's clearance bin.

Winner for Miss Least Effort

Come on. You made it in two seconds, the wind will eat it up in one.

Here are my top favourites!


Now that's royalty.


Zara Philips never fail to deliver. That is why she is a winner. This is why she will get your money. That is why you will lose to her. Zara Philips is a winner.


Pretty!


Southern chic.


This hattie looks underappreciated. It could have been more, but looks like the designer stopped a tad too early.

My top favourite this year, the hattie goes fabulous with the outfit

The bodice of the hattie complements her face shape delightfully and notice how the hattie sits comfortable on the top of her head and giving shape, therefore no matter which angle the photographer takes her from, she will look like utter heaven (thankgoodness she doesn't look as horsey as her you-know-who). Love the colour palette, the royally velvety indigo looks smashing; and since it is a powerful hue, the pastel dress with the swishy skirt and beaded design interacts with the indigo and giving it a softer overall look. Love.